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User:tarnneth (2264151)
Tarn's Woolgatherings
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Name:Tarnneth
Location:Lawrence, Kansas, United States
Birthdate:1974-05-03
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Bio:Me? Oh wow! You wanna know about me? Just call me Desdinova. I’m sure to be the lucky one... Wait, no. That's someone else. Ok, lets try again. I'm old. Not really, I'm almost 30 and it bugs me. I'm a neo-pagan, Wicca. I'm bisexual and polyamorous but my heart belongs to Brigid. I'm gonna marry her you know. I have a BA in Anthropology but I work a Customer Service job I hate. I wanna go to grad school and become a Museum Curator. Either that or finally write something worth publishing.

I write fan fic. Slash. I am a slash fiend. It's in part cause I'm a two-spirt. Yeah, I swiped that Indig term for transgendered. Both male and female in one pretty much girl body. I'm butch I guess, but faggy butch. If I was a man, I'd be much more into guys than girls. But since I'm a guy in a woman's body, I end up falling for woman a lot harder. I'm just weird I guess.

Back to the fan fic. The reason I love m/m slash is that I can sleep with a man, and can sleep with a woman, and I can sleep with both at the same time, but I can never be a man sleeping with another man. So, that's what strokes my mental erotic button. I started with Star Wars: The Phantom Menace so I still blame Ewan McGregor. I've written ST:OT- Luke/Wedge, ST:TPM- Qui/Obi, Mace/OMC, Lord of the Rings- Gandalf/Boromir, Gandalf/Isildur, Gimli/Legolas, Jurassic Park 3 cause trust me Alan Grant and Billy Brennan are so slashy.

Now I've become a slave to Pirates of the Caribbean and I thought nothing could out do my LOTR thing. POTC has taken over though and I've written my best stuff so far in that fandom. It's all about Jack Sparrow and James Norrington. I hate to sound like a dorky fan girl but they make me squirm. I have always loved contrast pairings, people who have big differences in either age or social station. Jack and James have so much that can bring them together and so much to tear them apart. I love it. Yeah Will is cute, but he and Jack would be to easy. The sex would be good I'm sure but the emotions would be kinda boring. Will's a twink and Jack would get bored with him. Anyway, Elizabeth is to cool a chick to ruin her happiness. So in my world, will stays with his bonny lass and Jack gets a Commodore. I think it works fine.

This is getting long... I have two cats Grendel and Vinnie. Vinnie started out as Brigid's but I adopted him when we got together. I currently live with Brigid and my parents, but she and I have plans to move to Kansas for the school thing. I have till May 3rd when I turn 30. I can't be living with my parents at 30... *shudder*

More... live in Kansas now. Lawrence. Hippieville. Have another cat too. Oni, a girl kitten. Grendel loves her and Vinne barely tolerates her. Nothing else to mention really. Have different Customer Service job. *sigh*

Oh, married now. To Brigid of course. And I'm in Graduate School for Library Science with an Archives Concentration.
Memories::15 entries
Pictures:fewer than 10 public
Interests:43: animals, anthropology, archives, beer, blue Öyster cult, bruce campbell, btvs, cats, chocolate, coffee, dogs, ewan mcgregor, firefly/serenity, food, glbt rights, history, ian mckellen, johnny depp, liberal politics, library science, lotr, magic, paganism, plants, potc, protecting the earth, queer whatever, role playing games, rush, scotch, sean bean, slash fic, sparrington, star wars, stones, the dresden files, they might be giants, toy collecting, trees, vegetarianism, wally pleasant, wine, xtc
Schools:University of Nebraska - Lincoln, NE (1992 - 1997)
University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee - Milwaukee, WI (2006 - present)
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